This is the most asked for, sought-after, world-famous, Chicken, Alaska T-Shirt. Could you find a more perfect mix of childlike innocence and sexual innuendo? Yeah, I didn't think so.
This is the shirt for chicken-lovers. Yeah, you know who you are. Stop sneaking around with your little chicken secrets and declare your pride for everything chicken! Color will vary by season - you get what ya' get! (SORRY CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE
If you've ever been to the Chicken Creek Saloon, then you know you'll want one of these beauties. It will bring back those memories of shooting women's underwear out of a cannon, guaranteed! And the hat - this isn't one of those cheap, foam-fronted, lame hats. This denim, strap-adjustable hat is top-notch! And that little drunk chicken isn't just printed on, that's an embroidered drunk chicken! Now that's quality!
Yes, it exists, and now you can be among the few people who know that. This t-shirt can be the beginning of your new fashion collection. Or buy a hat if that's your thing - we won't judge (you freak.)
Are you still drinking beer from uninsulated cans? Switch to these classy insulated doozies - they tell the world that you practically excrete class
Nothing screams class quite like a Candom. Pop these puppies on your can at parties to make sure Jim, the guy with the Cheetos crumbs on his upper lip, doesn't "accidentally" drink from your Molson. Each Candom proudly says "I Got Laid in Chicken, Alaska" and comes with the guarantee that you'll never meet another living soul who has one of these babies.
Tired of getting invited to fancy, sophisticated dinner parties? Wear this yellow Chicken Tuque to the next party and watch the invitations dwindle.
Stop drinking your alcohol straight out of the bottle. If you ever expect to be a part of high society you'll need to buy a genuine Chicken, Alaska shotglass. Guaranteed Classy!
Next time you're wondering what to wear to that wedding, whip out these red and yellow beauties! Not only will you be the talk of the party, but your pants won't fall down either.
This 5" rubber chicken is a perfect replica of a real chicken... that doesn't have any feathers... and... um... has a metal ring around its ankle... and is rubber.
These stickers are suitable for framing, or, better yet, placing on your bumper (the bumper of your car.)
